? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
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