I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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