I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
Do vagina's smell?
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
Randomize
