We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
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