I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
