i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
My legs feel like baby dolphins
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
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