I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
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