This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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