Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
Randomize
