...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
Oh god it's open bar.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
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