In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
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