I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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