youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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