So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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