nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
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