This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
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