Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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