ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
Someone shattered a urinal.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
It's no shave November. This is our time.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
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