singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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