I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Floor bacon is actually really good
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
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