Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
I miss you like a fat girl misses the prom.
i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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