She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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