Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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