So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
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