i would punch a child for taco bell
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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