I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
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