Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
Blind date just said "Can't wait till I'm married so i can let myself go". There will be no second date.
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
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