is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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