I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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