we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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