The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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