Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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