i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
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