no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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