hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
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