awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
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