It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
This is the prime rib incident all over again
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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