i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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