Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
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