Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
i would one night stand the shit outta him
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
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