He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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