Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
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