dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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