school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
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