One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
So apparently I’m into choking now
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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