I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
As shirtless as possible
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
What happened to fro yo and sex?
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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