Regardless, you never quit out of your interenet. You left your porn on the living room comp. Then you passed out four feet from the chair with your hand still down your pants. We decided that we should go back to her place instead. Worlds best wingman.
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
I don't think brook has ever known best
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
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