So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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