That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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