i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
Randomize
