Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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