whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
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