I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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