Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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